The Kennett’s hit Sentosa in a BIG way!!!
It’s the weekend and it is time to entertain those kids. Oh yeah and wifey and I need to entertain ages; 17 x2, 14, 10 and 5. Righto. OK, we are off to the island. The Kennett’s hit Sentosa in a BIG way!!! We had a plan – lunch on the beach, and then do some of the attractions. Yeah, that works. It’s balanced and all will have something to do/enjoy. Here we go with the fun, BUT first what the hell is that I espy…
You may have read about my VivoCity experience of Pokemon Go Zombies. Well, my worse fear just came to light. There is a Pokemon Safari on Sentosa. OMG, whatever next. Pokemon Go on The Great Barrier Reef, Pokemon Go on the Moon? Draw a line guys, draw a line. Please!!! Anyways, let’s carry on.
No need for the rolling plains and savanna of the Serengeti as we now have Pokemon Go Safari. I so wish there were real lions on this safari. Now that would be a Poke Stop I’d be avidly watching.
Go on Jude that’s it, give him a big whack in his Pokemons. People does it really take this crap to get you out of your house, moving about and doing things with friends and family. In fact, is this actually what you are doing. 4-5 phones connected to a board, walking around like Zombies, then standing next to a wall flicking your phones. Hey guess what, there’s this stuff on Sentosa called; the sea, a beach, you now nature-like. How about trying that, putting down your phones, and maybe even talking. Now there’s a thought…
It just gets worse and worse. There is a first aid post (as Thomas D said, for when they walk into something), sorry a players lounger – WTF maybe in case their thumbs get tired and need a rest. I am bemused by this. Well, we did fun family stuff with no phones. Here we go… The Kennett’s hit Sentosa in a BIG way!!!
Yummy family lunch at Breezes on the beach. Happy days, Happy family. Not a Pokemon in sight…
Yes, I was there too. Not sure why Jude looks so surprised with that though…
Yeah, baby. Ice lollies at the beach. I like, I like. Thanks, Dad!
OK, that’s lunch over, now how about some LUGE action. Oh yes, bring it on. And how about this. No photos, of course, as you are sat on the thing. But how about renting a GoPro and having helmet-cam footage to remember the occasion. Now that is a wonderful idea. So we did. Jude buddied up with me, and he became the Luge undefeated World Champion. Well, that is England, Japan and The Philippines World Champion.
He was driving like an F1 driver. Such a giggle. The Kennett’s hit Sentosa in a BIG way!!! WATCH OUR GO-PRO VIDEO CLIP HERE. The two ‘races’ are towards the end. Accused by other contenders of cheating, but I think you will see from the footage there was no such thing, just superior driving skills from Team DJ (Daddy & Jude).
A quick monorail from the beach and we are dropped off at the HUGE Merlion. A few more escalators later and we’re at the top at Imbiah, to encounter the most annoying ticket sales person I have ever met. It was painful enough parting with $350, but sweetheart you made that doubly worse.
Next stop Madame Tussaud’s and The Butterfly Park. Awesome fun was had, as in awesome fun. We all had such a giggle in here, as you will see from the photos. Such a laugh in fact. Sorry if these offend anyone. Actually no I’m not as we really did have fun in Madame Tussaud’s. The Kennett’s hit Sentosa in a BIG way!!!
I think I’ll use this as the photo for Mary and Jude’s PR Application. I wonder if this will help. BFF’s.
That is one tall bloke, is Nelson. Or my Mary is just really small… I leave it to you to decide.
“Hi, I am Jude, Press Secretary for The President. If you could please ask all your questions to me, I will then direct them to President Obama. Ok, thank you. Yes Jeff, New York Times, what’s your question…?” Said Jude.
I tell you Liz is such a giggle. We just love doing selfies together.
As our family knows only too well Ollie looks very comfortable here in this picture. Well, whenever we’re out together he usually goes and sits on a trone for at least 30 minutes at a time.
Peng, the Chinese Premier’s wife is about to slap me. Why on earth would she do that? I am shocked!!! Purely giving her a welcome to Singapore warm embrace with the family.
Floats like a butterfly, and stings like a bee. Ladies and gents I give you the World famous Mohammed Ollie.
Thought bubble; “If only I could grow hair like that in his armpits on my chin. Hmmmmm!”
Block him, kids, block him. OK, OK good try…
Woodsy that is just going and going and going, mate. Fancy a beer?
My Mary said; “What on earth do you use as a deodorant mate?”
My girls get up personal with Becks. Good job Victoria is nowhere to be seen.
Ouch, Bruce!!! I think I am going to need a big shot of your personal brand vodka Absolute Lee.
“Take that Jackie Chan!” said Jude.
Amy is that Karate or Fortnite???
Family outing with the man Chan…
Awwwww Jude looks so cute wrapped up in that blanket in the basket. And how nice was it of ET to cycle him home?
Two very beautiful ladies. Is my Mary asking for something? Spot the difference, and no I don’t mean long gloves, I mean stuff that is glittering.
Sorry, Tussauds that does not look anything like MM at all. Anyways The kids still liked her. She’s even giving Jude a head rub, mwah!!!
“I’ll be back!” said Arnie. “All I can see is your back!” said Jude.
Jude’s just cruising on his Harley with a beautiful girl after a beautiful girl. He’s such an Easy Rider…
“Thanks for coming in Oprah. So lovely to see you on my show today. Also so glad to see that you’re keeping the weight off now sweetie!” said Jude.
Kids on TV with Oprah, starlets!!!
And yet more starlets. My girls with One Direction. They went in one direction too didn’t they ha ha. That’s the story of their life!
Well now that Zain has left they are looking for a replacement, so we have put Jude forward of course! Him and his manageress being interviewed. I think he fits in very well.
Amy’s favourite. The Rio Grande, whoever that is…?
“Ha Ha Ha, Rio Grande you need to shave your pits love!” said Jude.
“Hey Jackson, keep your hands off my little sister you wrong’un!!! said Ollie.
Wow, I tell you that Beyonce is tall. If she ever loses her voice, she can man-mark the Chinese basketball dude!!!
Yeah, I’d be laughing too. It’s sort of a hybrid. Leonardo Becker maybe? Weird…
Two of my gorgeous Bond girls. Eat your heart out Ursula!
“I assume you’d like your usual Vokda Martini, shaken not stirred Mr Bond? Oh yeah you want some peanuts with that too mate?” said Jude.
“Nicole stop it, stop staring at me like that. Seriously come on my wife is just over there with James Bond. Oh yeah, that’s right she is. Come on then sweetheart!” said Daddy.
DJ Jude in Da’House. Biggin it up for the Singapore Massive. “Move over Armi you is crampin’ my style!” said DJ Jude.
“Allo love. You may remember me as Captain Jack Sparrow?” said Depp. “Ooooooh, I’m as small as a sparrow, Perfect match!” said my Mary.
IronWoman. Say that loud and it sounds like a really sexist command!!! I also think Amy might need some insoles in her suit.
“Dad, I just farted, get me out of this suit quick please!!!” said Jude.
Ollie post-National Service in 2 years! “Isn’t that right Ollie?” “SIR, YES SIR!!!” said Ollie
Wolverette and Wolverine. I could only afford two spike things though…
Don’t let go Amy. Come on Spiderman she’s your biggest fan. Well, she is always using the Web on her phone….
He’s a bloody brilliant Wolverine is Jude, just a little young yet to play with knives… I wonder if we can photo-shop them in
“Whoooooooooaaaaaaa Jude. Careful!!! It’s a long way down buddy. How did you get up there in the 1st place?” said Daddy. “I was trying to get an early seat for the F1 Dad.” said Jude.
After all the fun, it’s back to nature. A quick flutter around the butterfly house (get it). I literally made that up on the fly. Talk about winging it!!!
Absolutely stunning. These have literally just ‘hatched’ and have been drying their wings before their first feeding as a butterfly. Beautiful!
Two beautiful creatures.
Clearly, it’s the season for this one particular species, but hey who cares? Just look at these. Like a fingerprint, all are very different.
So the lady advises me that these two are ‘at it’, and this will last 72 hours. I did tell my Mary how lucky she was with me…
